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Round 3

Welcome to the BBC The Musketeers kink meme

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Use the warnings
No prompts with characters under the age of 16 in sexual situations, please.
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omg ok but JUST FOR YOU

Yes, it is a shameless selfinsert, we fangirls love Treville, he is hot, so why not:

For some mysterious reason a woman from our time suddenly appears out of the blue at the palace in Paris (through a wormhole... whatever, I don't care). That woman has no clue what is going on or why she is here but she knows she is from the future and has at least a vague knowledge of the musketeers, Louis, Richelieu and all. Bonus if the world where she falls into kind of is the tv series - and she recognises the characters from the series. (she doesn't have to be a fangirl though ;-).

So, without any skills relevant to the time, without connections or family or money she has to try to fit in. Never mind the fact, that the king, Richie and Treville want to find out what's going on!

I want
- Treville and this womand to fall in love (of course! A bit of sexy time wouldn't hurt either ^^)
- a lot of snark from the Cardinal
- the woman trying to bring a bit of feminism into the world, struggling to fit in but at least trying it (because, come one: After a couple of weeks she would be bored out of her mind if she has nothing do do, no job, no position, no nothing)

Please, pretty please with a cherry on top XD Make my dreams come true. Sort of. *coughs*

I did a sequel to try to mop up some of the bonus points. Sorry about me.

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“Gentlemen,” said M. Tréville, descending the stair, “switch parts.”

“But sir,” said Porthos. “You will rob d’Artagnan of a role for which he has prepared all of his life -- that of d’Artagnan.”

Tréville crossed his arms. “He is doing a poor job of it, and fails to put himself in the position of his mistress. Aramis, have you a passable Gascon accent?”

Aramis bowed deeply. “Passable, sir, for parody, I can place an à de trop as well as any man.”

“Do so, then, and answer to the name d’Artagnan,” Tréville instructed him. “D’Artagnan, imagine yourself the lady honored to be the object of your admiration, deplorably though you express it. Begin again!”

“My dear Madame Bonacieux,” said Aramis, with soldierly and instant obedience, “are you busy this morning? It is I, d’Artagnan, on an errand to inconvenience you, for I have it in my mind that you and I shall join a commune of cheesemakers at the bottom of the world this very day. What say you, madame?”

D’Artagnan scowled. “That is unfair,” he said, “on two counts, first that I did not put it to her so indelicately and second that I make myself understood far better than you imply.”

“He does d’Artagnan about as well as d’Artagnan does,” said Porthos.

“Though he might find a middle ground between gasconisme and gasconissimo,” observed Athos.

“Middle ground is antithetical to the temperament of the region,” Aramis said with a sniff, and turned to d’Artagnan. “And you, madame, what say you? Does the cheesemaking appeal?”

D’Artagnan stood in the courtyard trying to picture Constance’s face, and how she had looked so disappointed -- the emotions of others were often obscured to him by the violence of his own, and he typically thought them as much of a mystery. But Constance was not a woman of such giddy passion. Her reactions were considered, and sometimes dissembling. But what reason had she for anything other than straightforwardness?

“It is not,” he frowned, thinking hard, “it is not decent to put it to me so -- you are selfish, sir, to think we are capable of equal frankness?”

Athos was nodding, and Porthos had raised his eyebrows. Aramis, still exaggerating his role as d’Artagnan, was finding things to slouch against.

“Sapientia prima stultitia caruisse,” said Tréville, with evident approval. “Now switch again. D’Artagnan, you will apologize. Aramis, when it is appropriate, you will accept. Back at it, gentlemen,” he said, and turned back up the stairs to his office.

“The plot becomes difficult to follow,” said Porthos, confidentially, to Athos.

D’Artagnan, now that he began to conceive of specific wrongdoing on his part, was eager to put an end to this episode. He got to his knees.

“My dear madame,” he said. “I am not often critical of my own actions,” he paused when he heard Porthos and Athos laughing. “Shall I continue?”

“By all means do so,” said Aramis. “If you cannot properly address a woman while your comrades laugh at you I fear we shall have to commit you to monastic life.”

D’Artagnan scowled. “Constance is not so snide.”

“And yet,” said Aramis, “here we are.”

“I apologize for my actions, and pray you will forgive me. I shall in the future consider you before all things, and your feelings before my own, and be cognizant of your position. I shall use myself to advance your dreams and never make you a pawn in my own.”

“And what of Gascony?”

“You shall never see it unless you desire to, just as you will not see me unless you desire to, and I shall never compel you to milk anything.”

“Very well, I forgive you,” said Aramis, with a briskness that actually did evoke Constance. “Stand up.”

“Thank you,” said d’Artagnan, and stood. Aramis took him by the chin.

“You make a welcome change from my husband,” said Aramis, close enough that d’Artagnan could feel his breath on his lips. “M. Bonacieux, for certain, would not kiss me now.”

D’Artagnan stood still with shock as Aramis, still holding his chin, then leaned forward to kiss him. It was on the cheek, as befitted a married woman, and seemed to cause his friends no end of amusement.

“You must react less like you have been struck by lightning to Mme. Bonacieux,” said Aramis. “Or you will undo all our hard work.”

“You kissed me,” said d’Artagnan.

“We bear the hardship equally,” said Aramis.

"The beard," said d'Artagnan.

Aramis pushed him away. “Now begone, and apologize to Mme. Bonacieux, saying nothing of our intercession.”

In a second d'Artagnan was out of the gate and on the street.

“May the lord grant him chastity and continence,” said Athos, when he was out of sight.

“But not yet,” said Aramis. Porthos had not yet stopped laughing.

heh heh heh thank you anon i am happy to hear it

oh my god OP thanks for the great prompt tho??? i hope it gets 1 million fills.

bless u anon thank you

I'm trying not to laugh hysterically so instead I'm making ridiculous spluttering noises and my dogs are concerned.

I'm so happy this is being filled!
This is great and I can't wait to see the rest.

This pleases me, great start!

I don't care how or why or who. Could play off of events in season two, but it doesn't have to. I just need something like this.

3 x d'Artagnan was surprised by Athos's open physical affection for Porthos and Aramis, and at how unsurprised they were to receive it.

gimme gimme

+1 Especially for fierce and protective Porthos and for Porthos being fiercely protected at some point. :) But really, I'd read any version of this with musketeers protecting just about anybody.

Please! So ready for this

Both Constance and Milady are still in love with their respective Musketeers.

But when both finally see the light and decide to take a second chance with them, they find that they have left it too late, for D`Artagnan and Athos have moved on to each other.

I would so read this. Gold to me.

Thank you, Anon!

Yes. Good prompt.

Hi,
that was a kiss on the cheek I saw, right? You know, when Aramis is freed from prison and rejoins his friends Athos greets him first with not just an embrace but with what looks like a kiss.
Can I have anything with that, please?

+1000

Love the image of Aramis trying to slouch on things so as to more aptly impersonate d'Art.

Wow, so hot!

It was most definitely a kiss - to his cheek or ear or something. I loved how unabashed it was, and how Aramis closed his eyes in response to it. And I would most definitely read anything featuring the same. +1

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Round 3

Re: [FILL] Though we cannot make our sun stand still (gen)

Treville / OFC from the 21st century

[FILL] Though we cannot make our sun stand still (gen) 2/2

Re: [FILL] Though we cannot make our sun stand still (gen)

Re: [FILL] Though we cannot make our sun stand still (gen)

Re: [FILL] Though we cannot make our sun stand still (gen)

Re: [FILL] Though we cannot make our sun stand still (gen) 2/2

Re: [FILL] Am I Not Merciful? (Rochefort/Aramis, explicit non-con, torture, WIP)

Re: [FILL] Am I Not Merciful? (Rochefort/Aramis, explicit non-con, torture, WIP)

Aramis - Public Humiliation

Physical affection/Easy being in each others' space Athos|Porthos|Aramis gen

Re: Spoilers S2: Secrets and Bro3

Re: S2Spoilers Aramis prompt

Re: Fierce Musketeers

Re: S2Spoilers Aramis prompt

Constance and Milady find they are too late d`Artagnan/Athos

Re: Physical affection/Easy being in each others' space Athos|Porthos|Aramis gen

OP Re: S2Spoilers: Porthos and Aramis brotherhood

Re: Aramis does need Athos in the end

Athos/Aramis spoilers for finale

Re: Athos/Aramis spoilers for finale

Re: [FILL] Though we cannot make our sun stand still (gen) 2/2

Re: Porthos/d'Artagnan Fill 1/1

Re: Athos/Aramis spoilers for finale

Re: Physical affection/Easy being in each others' space Athos|Porthos|Aramis gen