Round 3

Sep. 4th, 2014 10:29 pm
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Welcome to the BBC The Musketeers kink meme

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Use the warnings
No prompts with characters under the age of 16 in sexual situations, please.
Please keep the discussions in the prompt post to a minimum. We have a discussion post

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non-con/dub-con
abuse (physical and mental)
issues such as racism, sexism, homo-/trans-/-bi-/ace-phobia etc
character death
suicide
self-harm
eating disorders
extreme physical or mental illness
substance abuse (alcohol, drugs, medication)
bullying
gore and horror

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Improbable Aramis Prompt - Teetotal Aramis

Date: 2014-10-21 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Inspired by Aramis pouring out his drink in Commodities (which I'm totally taking way out of context for this prompt).

Aramis is secretly teetotal. I don't care why, but I'd love the reason to have nothing to do with religion. Maybe alcohol just makes him sick or whatever, or wants to stay sober and in control, idk. He thinks everyone in the world would think he was crazy or weird if they found out -- (Wtf? You don't drink alcohol?) -- so he hides it and pretends he's drinking while really he sneaks ways to pour his drinks out or just holds the cups to his lips but doesn't drink.

Naturally, finally, the others catch on, he explains and they accept. With maybe some, really? -- you thought you had to hide that from us?

Bonus if Athos figured it out long ago and even figured out why but just never said anything because he figured Aramis deserved his privacy on the matter and/or figured it just wasn't a big deal.

Re: Improbable Aramis Prompt - Teetotal Aramis

Date: 2014-10-21 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Second this. Mostly because I'm sober/teetotal and only once or twice have I not had people give me shit about it. I always feel like I have to give big long explanations to people to justify it.

Aramis/Porthos and/or Athos, shaving

Date: 2014-10-21 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I have such a weakness for shaving fic, especially with a straight razor. I just want Aramis to trustingly bare his throat to let someone literally hold a knife to it (preferably Porthos or Athos. Or both), and said someone carefully, tenderly, protectively grooming him. Bonus points if there is h/c mixed in, gold star if it's both Porthos and Athos taking care of Aramis (maybe he's been captured/hurt, and now, in the aftermath, his friends tend to him, one taking the razor from his shaking hand, the other slipping behind him to help prop him up).

Re: Aramis/Porthos and/or Athos, shaving

Date: 2014-10-21 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yes, please. I'll take this too.

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Night Guard Conversations Brot3/4

Date: 2014-10-21 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The boys spend many late nights on boring guard duty. Whether it's a post at the palace or while the four are off on a mission and camping in the woods, night guard is a reality. I'd like a few scenes of this and the conversations that go along with it from the serious to the inane.

Maybe specifically Athos and Aramis getting into long philosophical explorations and trying to extrapolate meaning from current/past world events when it's their turn to guard together.

Beyond that, I've got nothing specific in mind. Childhood tales. Porthos practicing card disappearing tricks. Tall tales. Ghost stories. Recited poetry...

3+1 perhaps? I don't actually care about the format.

Re: Night Guard Conversations Brot3/4

Date: 2014-10-22 07:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yes please.

Platonic Hug - Porthos has a very bad day

Date: 2014-10-22 12:20 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Porthos has a very horrible day. Just bad luck, exhausting, no sleep, minor injuries, one thing after another, bad day. Out of sorts and feeling disconnected and not even sure what to complain about because they're all such small things but have been adding up. He needs a hug. A no-judgement, strong, just... hug. Cue Aramis seeing the need and voicelessly providing. Or Aramis and Athos, as long as Aramis is there and sees the need.

I'm really looking for silent communication, intuitive boys who just *know* and are there. While I'm all about the slash, I'm keen for absolute platonic brotherly goodness on this one.

Re: Platonic Hug - Porthos has a very bad day

Date: 2014-10-22 02:09 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Want to see this filled.

Book Characters we haven't seen yet

Date: 2014-10-22 12:41 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Can I get a story with a book character we haven't seen yet? Revamped by fandom and inserted into this new BBC version? I'm thinking Lord de Winter, perhaps - seeking the wife of his dead brother? Or Milady's lover who'd been posing as her brother? Aramis (and Athos's) lover at court? Or any of the other minor/not-so-minor characters from the book that can be revamped to be a more major one in a fanfic one-shot, or two-shot, or whatever.

It clearly doesn't have to be an exact insertion from the book. I'm not looking for that. I'd just like to see what fandom could do by pulling a book character and revamping/reinventing them just enough to have roots in the book but to fit and stay true to the show, and be presented a touch differently.
From: (Anonymous)
Porthos needs to stay off his feet for a few days, maybe he strained his muscles, was sick or twisted his ankle or something. Either way he's stuck at home for the next few days and hates it.

Luckily naughty-nurse Aramis has many ways to keep his big grumpy patient 'occupied', as well as happily giving Porthos some much needed pampering and plenty of hands-on healing with massage, a nice long hot bath and grooming. Aramis even somehow gets a bunch of exotic fruit (think pineapples, kiwi, bananas, ect.) that they sometimes see at the palace or other rich peoples homes that neither has ever tried before, and consequently have no way of even knowing how to eat. It's hit and miss and they make a complete mess or find some terrible tasting. Until Athos, who comes over to visit, shows them how to eat said fruit, and what not to eat.

Portamis fluff and porn! If you want this otp3, I'm down with that to!

Athos and Aramis go missing

Date: 2014-10-22 01:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
With no one willing to take up a card game with Porthos, he heads home for an early night, leaving Aramis to get Athos back to his lodgings. At the garrison the next morning, Porthos finds only d'Artagnan, who'd been on guard duty at the palace the night before and therefore hadn't been with them. As the morning drags on, it becomes clear they're not just late. Something's happened.

BroT3/4, OT3, or Aramis/Athos is my preference. :)

Bonus for very-intelligent-at-piecing-puzzles-together/badass Porthos to the rescue - even more so if he uses one of his more nefarious skills to help him figure out what happened and to rescue the others. Effortlessly picks a nobles's pocket to get information, or hides something up his sleeve without being noticed, or something along those lines.

Bonus also if Porthos tries to play bad cop/worse cop during an interrogation with d'Artagnan as his partner instead of Aramis... and they both realize d'Artagnan still needs a little work at it.

Final bonus if you grant me some injured Athos and injured Aramis, with some Aramis and Athos (or Aramis/Athos) bonding along the way.

Re: Athos and Aramis go missing

Date: 2014-10-22 01:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
*makes grabby-hands* Want!

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Was watching the 'The Good Soldier' episode recently, I really wish we had a few scenes with Marsac and Porthos talking and interacting. Though its quite clear Porthos and Marsac are not fans of one another by any means. But unlike Marsac's antagonistic interactions with d'Artagan and Athos, he seems to wisely not try such crap with Porthos. Though his silent looks probably say more then enough, while Porthos has that silent glare of 'The only reason I'm not ripping your head off right now is because of Aramis.' Their rivals, but they both know that Marsac lost this fight a long time ago.

Well what if before Savoy Marsac had actually been the first to see that instant primal attraction between his best friend and occasional lover Aramis and the new recruit from the Court of Miracles upon their first meeting? As well as sense (aside from a perceptive Treville) the magnetic pull between Aramis and the two new recruits before they ever became the famed 'Inseparables'? He never liked Porthos (and it was mutual), had only seen him as a jumped-up street rat and thug with nothing but frightening drive and strength, and with a chip on his shoulder, never understanding what Aramis saw in him. Now here all these years later Marsac is seeing the outcome of what he had seen before Savoy and while its no surprise it must be bitter all the same. He has lost everything and has nothing, while Porthos has it all now. Respect, family, Aramis and Porthos is very aware of this and is not going to willingly lose any of what he now has.

I'd love to see some 'added' scenes between these two that we didn't get to see during that episode.
From: (Anonymous)
I definitely wouldn't mind seeing this play out. I'd have liked a bit more interaction between Marsac and Porthos too. Maybe when Aramis goes off by himself but Athos tells him the only condition is if Marsac stays under house arrest? idk, lots of possibilities.

Anyway, 2nding.

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Calling all Angels AU OT4

Date: 2014-10-22 10:35 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
AU starting with an alternate ending for episode nine at the convent.

Mother Superior lead the four Musketeers into a dark and dusty chapel built beneath the convent, clearly far older than the convent it`self, carvings on the walls were in Aramaic, the language of Christ himself!, both occult and Christian symbols were present, seeming to blend together instead of look blasphemous.

"This sacred space has been here since Christ left out world, a time when good magick and Christian belief were blended together to protect all from the powers of darkness" Mother Superior said as the Musketeers looked about confused "A prophecy was written, that in the days before the coming darkness, warriors would come, blessed warriors, decended from the Angels themselves to stand against the forces of darkness and the apocalypse it`s self!".

Before any of the Musketeers had a chance to speak, or to even move the elder woman took up and ancient tomb, opening it with a shower of golden dust that spun out through the air rain down on the Musketeers, and seeping into their skin.
All four gasped and convulsed as shocks of energy burst through their bodies ancient symbols appearing on their skin, and fading away a moment later with each pulse of blood!, brilliant white light shone about each of them, blinding them for a moment before it faded leaving Mother superior beaming before them.

"The Prophecy" she said "The fallen priest, the loyal and honest thief, the innocent warrior, and the noble soldier who shall lead them, the four mortal angels, who will save the world!", not giving them a chance to speak she went on reading from the tomb "The fallen priest shall have the gift of healing and telepathy, he shall heal the hearts, bodies, and souls of those in need, the loyal and honest thief shall have the gifts telekinesis and trans-substantiation, he shall move and make changes to any and all objects, save lives, and feed the hungry with his gifts, the innocent warrior, the youngest of all four, shall have the gifts of visions of both past and future to guide both the Angels and others, and to match his fiery spirit he shall flames to both light the way and burn the evil down, finally the Noble Soldier, the leader who is willing to be lead himself knows of sorrow and is worthy to be the commander, he shall protect the world and bind all four angels together, with the gifts of the mighty lightning bolt, nourishing rain, and power of flight".

Athos-Noble warrior
Porthos-Loyal and honest thief
Aramis-fallen priest
d`Artagnan-innocent warrior.

Re: Calling all Angels AU OT4

Date: 2014-11-04 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This would be interesting. Especially if the cardinal knows of the prophecy and the church requires that all members of the clergy must provide aid, should they need it.

Athos - Memory Gaps/Hungover/Drugged

Date: 2014-10-22 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Athos wakes up more hungover than the norm. He doesn't recognize where he is, where the others are, and can't remember how he got there. Slowly sobering up, he starts to piece together his fragmented memory and figure out what happened. He realizes at some point that he was drugged and the others could be in trouble and he has to push through his choppy recollections to help them.

I realize this sounds like the plot for "The Hangover" but I'm looking for something a bit more serious.

If this spikes anyone's interest, gen is totally cool with me, but I'm an OT3 fan as well.

Nephilim

Date: 2014-10-22 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I would love to see a fic in which one or more of our inseperables is the direct descendant of an angel. Big plus if Athos is one. double plus if Aramis is a further descendant of an angel.

Sick Aramis

Date: 2014-10-22 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I love a good sick fic. I would especially love to see a sick Aramis. I imagine him denying he's sick and minimizing his symptoms as long as he can. The others are hesitant and unsure at first, because after all Aramis always takes care of them. But of course as he gets sicker they take over, put him to bed and nurse him back to health. I'm looking for some sweet fluff. I love sick boys(men) taking care of each other.
If possible I would prefer it not be a stomach thing. Anything else would be lovely.(fever, cold, etc).

Re: Sick Aramis

Date: 2014-10-22 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Lovely. +1

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Corsairs/Privateers AU

Date: 2014-10-23 12:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Exactly what it says on the tin, our boys are privateers aboard 'The Musketeer', captained by the firm but fair Captain Treville.
Athos, once high up in the French military and remaind mysterious about his reasons for leaving; Porthos, born and raised along side pirates before deciding to move to a slightly more legal path' Aramis, who joined up hoping to impress a lady friend, and D'Artagnan, a boy they found floating in the wreckage of a trading vessel attacked by pirates.

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Date: 2014-10-23 02:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Arrr! I be lik'in this prompt.

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Anne/Louis - Pregnant Anne

Date: 2014-10-23 05:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
After the King's comment about how Anne was "quite insistent", I started imagining what Anne will be like during her pregnancy. All hormonal, mood swings, crying at nothing, strange cravings, all the stuff. How does Louis deal with it, and how does he cope? Just give me a slice-of-life fic during Anne's pregnancy, please!

(Pregnant!sex is optional, but OP does feel kindly towards it if the filler wants to).

Musketeers Owner's Guide and Manual

Date: 2014-10-23 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Something completely silly and fun, I don't know if anyone remembers the old LOTR Owner's Guide and Manual series of fics many years back. Example: http://www.councilofelrond.com/fanfiction/legolasthe-owners-manual-and-maintenance-guide/
How about a Musketeers version?

Everyone wants there own grumpy Athos, an pretty Aramis or boisterous Porthos! Or maybe a noble Treville or fierce Constance with real sword-fighting action! Collect them all! Get the whole coveted 'Inseparables' set. Free d'Dartagnan with every starter set- Dont wait! Supplies are limited, call now!

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*** CONGRATULATIONS! ***
You are now the proud owner of an ATHOS Musketeer!
Follow the guidelines in this manual and your ATHOS will give you many years of quality performance.

INSTALLATION
When you receive your ATHOS, unwrap him from his Musketeer cloak and allow it to hang freely. You may wish to remove his hat also. It is not necessary to remove any other garments at this stage.
Your ATHOS should arrive fully assembled and powered up. Please check that you have all his accessories (see below) and that you have been issued with the correct edition of the ATHOS.
(a) Mark I ATHOS (copyright Dumas, 1844)
(b) Mark II ATHOS (copyright Herek/Sutherland, 1993)
(c) Mark III ATHOS (copyright Hodges/Burke, 2014)

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
Name: ATHOS (aka Compte de la Fere)
Type: Human male
Site of Manufacture: France
Electrical Connection: Not necessary
Colour:
Mk I ATHOS – Uncertain
Mk II ATHOS – Blond
Mk III ATHOS – Brunette

ACCESSORIES
Your ATHOS comes complete with full Musketeer’s uniform, varying weapons including but not limited to sword, dagger and pistol, a locket with forget me nots pressed inside, and a mostly empty wine bottle.

OPERATING PROCEDURE
Your ATHOS has been designed to be user-friendly and efficient. His controls are voice activated. Please state your instructions clearly in English or French.
Remember that your ATHOS is not just decorative; he has 101 uses around the home and garden. For example:
Salesmen:
Your ATHOS will easily get rid of those annoying salesmen. Make sure you specify that he should not injure them.
Politicking:
Your ATHOS is well able to keep up with the local politics and will make sure you know exactly who to treat with deference and who to snub.
Sommelier:
Your ATHOS is knowledgeable about wine and will provide you with the perfect vintage for any meal.
Dueling:
Your ATHOS will deal with any slight to you quickly and efficiently.
Recitation:
Your ATHOS is highly educated and may, with some persuasion, entertain you by reciting poems or plays. They will probably be in Latin.

*** CAUTION *** Your ATHOS is a fully functional male human and is capable of providing many other services around the home. However certain tasks should not be undertaken by owners who are in a stable relationship with another human. Improper use of a ATHOS by such owners can result in permanent damage to marital contentment and the commencement of divorce proceedings.

COMPATIBILITY WITH OTHER MODELS
You will find that your ATHOS is compatible with most other humans. However caution should be exercised with respect to using your ATHOS in conjunction with any model equipped with a ‘For the good of France’ mode.
The maintenance of a MUSKETEER as an attachment to a ATHOS is generally not problematic. The ATHOS and MUSKETEER models have two modes of interaction:
(a) Friendly
(b) Slash
*** WARNING *** It is essential that both the ATHOS and MUSKETEER units be set to the same interaction mode. If the MUSKETEER model is set to ‘Friendly’ while the ATHOS is set to ‘Slash’, your ATHOS may find himself challenged to a duel.

CLEANING
Depending on the uses to which you put your ATHOS, you may have to clean him on a daily basis. Use water from woodland streams to wash your ATHOS in the appropriate areas.
*** CAUTION *** Avoid leaving buckets of water anywhere they may freeze. Your ATHOS may choose to use them as an alarm clock.
LUBRICATION
To ensure that your ATHOS remains in good working order, moving parts should be lubricated regularly.
Note: A detailed analysis of the correct lubrication of your ATHOS is beyond the scope of this manual.
RECHARGING
After long periods of use, your ATHOS’s energy levels may become depleted. Use the following procedures to recharge your ATHOS:
Food:
The ATHOS does not need as much food as the D’ARTAGNAN or PORTHOS models, but he benefits from regular refuelling.
Drink:
If your ATHOS’s energy is almost spent, allow him a little wine or ale. Your ATHOS may try to convince you that he needs plenty of alcohol to maintain the perfect balance of electrolytes. This is not true. Excessive drinking of alcohol in ATHOS models can lead to malfunctions.
Sleep:
You may be surprised by the small amount of sleep that your ATHOS needs in order to maintain optimum performance. This is due to his years of soldiering and alcoholism.

SECURITY
Thanks to the popularity of the ATHOS (especially the Mk III), it essential that you observe the following security procedures for the safekeeping of your ATHOS.
* Have your ATHOS micro-chipped. Choose a service engineer who is experienced in the handling of Musketeers to carry out this procedure.
* Do not leave your ATHOS unattended in public.
* Do not lend your ATHOS to anyone (e.g. best friend, sister).
* Do not leave your ATHOS on the passenger seat of the car in full view of passers by.
*** CAUTION *** Your ATHOS may tell you that the best way to keep from getting lost is to tie his wrists to the bedposts with silk scarves. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM! Follow his suggestion, by all means, but do not think for one minute that it has anything to do with security.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Can I take my ATHOS on holiday with me?
A: Yes, but you must avoid stately homes. Taking your ATHOS to a stately home, especially if slightly run down, could cause a permanent ‘Guilty Conscience’ malfunction. Instead consider taking your ATHOS on vacation to the English Lake District or Sherwood Forest. A North American owner may want to take his or her ATHOS hiking on the Appalachian Trail. He will probably carry all your gear for you and will never get lost!
Q: Can I purchase a second ATHOS?
A: Due to the popularity of this model, a strict rationing system has been introduced – one ATHOS per household.
Q: I have read in some Fan Fiction that my ATHOS could become pregnant. Is this true?
A: Absolutely not! Nor can he be transformed into a woman. Contrary to Fan Fiction lore, your ATHOS is unlikely to become injured at the drop of a hat or fall hopelessly in love with any random person he meets.
Q: Where should I store my ATHOS when he is not in use?
A: Generally speaking your ATHOS should be kept in a spare bedroom when he is not in use. Wrap him in his Musketeer cloak and he will stay in perfect working order. If your ATHOS and MUSKETEER models are both set to ‘Slash’ mode, you may find that you have to put the Musketeer in the bedroom too. If so, consider investing in sound proofing.
TROUBLE SHOOTING
Problem: Your ATHOS keeps challenging random people to duels.
Solution: Remind him that he must think with his head, not his heart.
Problem: Your ATHOS seems distracted and there is a faraway look in his eyes. It is very difficult to attract his attention. He may even seem pale and ill.
Solution: Your ATHOS has become afflicted with a ‘Guilty Conscience’ malfunction. Did you allow him to come into contact with a MILADY unit? The only known cure is to purchase the other MUSKETEER units and set them to ‘Reassuring’ mode.
Problem: Your ATHOS has dishevelled hair, torn clothes, love-bites and a dazed expression.
Solution: Adjust the ‘Slash’ setting on both your ATHOS and MUSKETEER models from NC17 to PG13.
Problem: Your ATHOS sleeps with his eyes open.
Solution: You have allowed him to drink too much alcohol. Remove all alcohol from his vicinity and wait a day or so.
Problem: Your ATHOS sleeps with his eyes shut.
Solution: This is not a problem.
Problem: Your ATHOS is excessively avaricious and keeps attempting to seduce people.
Solution: You have accidentally been issued with a JACK CASANOVA rather than an ATHOS. If you kept your receipt, you may be able to get a refund. Otherwise your only hope is to breed from him.
Problem: Your spouse has become curiously withdrawn and uncommunicative. He or she may even have threatened your ATHOS with physical violence.
Solution: Ask yourself if you are spending too much time with your ATHOS. Have you been neglecting your spouse? Perhaps you have said or done something to offend him/her? For example, talked to your partner in French all afternoon or cried out the wrong name at a moment of intimate crisis?
Problem: Your ATHOS is engaging in self-destructive behaviour, and your MUSKTEERS have not been able to stop him.
Solution: Purchase a CAPTAIN TREVILLE unit and set him to ‘Paternal’ mode.

FINAL NOTE
If you follow these instructions carefully, your ATHOS will give many, many years of faithful service.

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Saving Each Others' Lives

Date: 2014-10-24 01:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
In Sleight of Hand, I love when Aramis leans over his own attacker to aim his weapon at the men attacking Athos and shoots one of them so Athos can take on the other two.

Turning this into a theme, I'd love to see instances of the Musketeers saving each others' lives in battle. Throwing knives across the way, well placed shots amidst chaos, getting there just in time to help take on the hoard with the sword.

Would love a focus on how fluid and aware they are of each other in battle. Trusting each other and covering for each other - getting each others' backs.

BroT3 or 4 preferred, but not a requirement.

Re: Saving Each Others' Lives

Date: 2014-10-24 09:59 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Would love to read this.

Re: Saving Each Others' Lives

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Athos/Milady - Milady is Redeemed

Date: 2014-10-24 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's pretty much it-- I have a huge yen for a story in which Milady is somehow redeemed and ends up back with Athos.

I will say up front that I tend toward the view that Milady really did kill Thomas in self-defense (which is why I consider her potentially redeemable, I guess). But I'm not bothered if someone wants to come at it from another angle. I just want them back together. I'd even take hot Athos/Milady sex with only a vague handwave toward the backstory that led there.
From: (Anonymous)
In the spirit of the old classic horrors!, a haunted pregnancy!, only this is a Male pregnancy!.

Modern AU

Athos is the decended from a very old French family, and inherits a mansion in Picardy dating back to the seventeenth century, a mansion with a very dark secret.

Together with his heavily pregnant husband d`Artagnan, and their newly wed friends Aramis and Porthos, he moves into his families ancient home.

However things swiftly begin to take a sinister turn, as weird, frightening, and unnatural events begin to take place, putting them all, especially d`Artagnan in danger.

The cause for this is a new four hundred year old ghost, the wife of anciestor of Athos, a women by the name of Anne de Bruiel who was executed for murdering her husbands brother!, a ghost who has sworn vengence against the family of Athos, and is intent on destroying Athos happiness, meaning d`Artagnan and the unborn baby.

revenge

Date: 2014-10-26 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Some people from the court want revenge for the death of their king, they find and kidnap Aramis and plan to make him pay.

Now its a race against time for Porthos and the others to not only find Aramis but to convince Flea to help rescue him

Re: revenge

Date: 2014-10-29 05:39 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This has potential to be a really good Case Fic.

+1
From: (Anonymous)
Everyone knows that men are effected by alcohol, especially large quantities like Athos consumes, so naturally he would have problems getting and maintaining an erection.

prompt

Athos has desired Aramis and Porthos for years, but has never acted on his desires, partly because of everything he went through with Milady, and also because he has`nt had an erection in years, due to his excessive consumption of alcohol.

Ashamed of this he has kept quiet and maintained his brooding drunkard image.

Then d`Artagnan joins them, and ends up involved romantically with Aramis and Porthos, making Athos even more desperate to join them, especially after Milady is dealt with, however even after he has cut back on the booze, his body does not seem ready to co-operate, and Athos resigns himself to being celibate for life.

Then a "Situation" has him Aramis, Porthos, and d`Artagnan alone together in an empty house, and the three lovers are very keen to bring Athos into their menage et trois, unable to find any excuse, Athos is forced to admit the truth, but instead of disgust, pity, or mockery, his friends and would be lovers shower him with loving none the less, and by the following morning Athos is waking with a very old and five years absent friend!
From: (Anonymous)
Richelieu is furrious over the Musketeers defeat of him, and he is desperate for revenge upon them, will do anything to rip them apart.

After weeks of careful observation he discovers secrets about Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, secrets which could destroy all three completely, however instead of bringing them to light, he chooses blackmail instead.

By threatening to reveal the secrets of OT3, Richelieu forces d`Artagnan to submit to him and spend an entire day and night in the cardinals bed doing anything and everything he says.

Afterwards d`Artagnan is free to go, disgusted and repulsed, but certain he did the right thing in protecting his lovers.

However his "Infidelity" with the cardinal is revealed to OT3 who not knowing all the details turn on d`Artagnan for betraying them with their enemy.

After several lonely and depressed days/weeks d`Artagnan is injured in a mission/battle/street fight, and the truth is revealed to OT3 who immediately set about making things up to d`Artagnan and plotting ways to avenge him to the Cardinal.

After all HE is THEIR Gascon, and nobody touches THEIR Gascon!

The Voice of Truth

Date: 2014-10-28 02:52 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And now for something different... Athos' penis can talk. It only speaks the truth and also speaks when Athos refuses to.

Athos: "I want to be alone with my thoughts."

small muffled voice emanating from below Athos' belt: "I'm horny."

Re: The Voice of Truth

Date: 2014-10-28 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Omg, that sounds hilarious
+1 ^^

It's all about that base

Date: 2014-10-28 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'd love to see a fic about either Athos or Aramis (or both if you like xD) have such a lovely deep masculine voice that anyone who listens to them find themselves unable to resist.

If it's Aramis I'd really, really love it if he's damn well aware of it and he uses it to his full capacity. If it's Athos I'd like it if he does know it, but always tends to avoid it unless people don't actually listen to him, but those suggestions are the writer's choice ^^

D'Art return to Gascony, Brotherhood

Date: 2014-10-28 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I would love to see a fic where for some reason D'Art has to return (for short while)/ pass through Gascony and his some of neighbours maybe not being the friendliest.
Maybe it could be before he gets his commission and they don't believe he's training to be a musketeer until Athos, Aramis and Porthos turn up.
Or maybe there is some sort of trouble the four are meant to go help with and people can't quite believe that D'Art is a musketeer - maybe thinking he became one by dishonest means.
I would like there to be some trouble, and lots of brotherhood and protectiveness from the other three musketeers

I would prefer Gen if pos :)

Athos + Unconscious Aramis

Date: 2014-10-29 12:52 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Athos must carry an unconscious Aramis through the woods.

Re: Athos + Unconscious Aramis

Date: 2014-10-29 09:59 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Love this

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