Having just watched Snowpiercer (and seriously if you have not yet watched and are not easily upset by films - it's v dark - go find it and watch it) I desperately want
A) d'Artagnan the brutal freerunning assassin with a soft heart but reasons to be feeling violent
Or
B) mute d'Atagnan with everything he has ever needed to say tattooed on his body somewhere

Or, you know, Grey in the Musketeers universe being saved and adopted by the Inseperables