So how about that scene at the beginning of S02E04, where everyone is hanging out in the mess hall at the Musketeers' garrison half-dressed? I don't think anyone has their shirt more than half laced up, several of the background characters have obvious bed hair, and Aramis in particular looks well-fucked. Even Treville's flashing a lot of skin when you consider how buttoned-up he usually is.
From this, I have concluded that mealtime at the garrison is obviously orgytime, and request fic of this please!
Only stipulation: no feeding kinks of any kind. I know, this fic is about sex in a cafeteria, but it's a major trigger for me.
Bonus points (use all or none):
- The mess hall is the standard place to go for no-strings-attached sexytimes. You might be in a relationship outside, but when you step into the hall you're up for grabs.
- Musketeers frequently use code language for sex revolving around the mess hall and food. Two Musketeers are sneaking off to sleep with each other? They're headed for the mess. Someone's chasing after a woman? He's having steak tonight. The Captain's having a working lunch? He's off getting some from his lover/mistress/whomever.
- Someone wildly improbable walks into the mess hall mid orgy (the King? the Cardinal? Rochefort?) and beats a hasty retreat, convinced they've had too much to drink and are experiencing a vivid hallucination. -- Or some random novice inexplicably doesn't recognize them and hauls them into the orgy. Three hours later Whomever stumbles away from the garrison, clothes and wig askew, having completely forgotten why they were there in the first place.
Musketeers Mess Hall Orgies
From this, I have concluded that mealtime at the garrison is obviously orgytime, and request fic of this please!
Only stipulation: no feeding kinks of any kind. I know, this fic is about sex in a cafeteria, but it's a major trigger for me.
Bonus points (use all or none):
- The mess hall is the standard place to go for no-strings-attached sexytimes. You might be in a relationship outside, but when you step into the hall you're up for grabs.
- Musketeers frequently use code language for sex revolving around the mess hall and food. Two Musketeers are sneaking off to sleep with each other? They're headed for the mess. Someone's chasing after a woman? He's having steak tonight. The Captain's having a working lunch? He's off getting some from his lover/mistress/whomever.
- Someone wildly improbable walks into the mess hall mid orgy (the King? the Cardinal? Rochefort?) and beats a hasty retreat, convinced they've had too much to drink and are experiencing a vivid hallucination.
-- Or some random novice inexplicably doesn't recognize them and hauls them into the orgy. Three hours later Whomever stumbles away from the garrison, clothes and wig askew, having completely forgotten why they were there in the first place.
Have fun with it! :)