Round 3

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Welcome to the BBC The Musketeers kink meme

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No prompts with characters under the age of 16 in sexual situations, please.
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non-con/dub-con
abuse (physical and mental)
issues such as racism, sexism, homo-/trans-/-bi-/ace-phobia etc
character death
suicide
self-harm
eating disorders
extreme physical or mental illness
substance abuse (alcohol, drugs, medication)
bullying
gore and horror

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Comments

Musketeers imprisoned, hurt!Aramis

[(Anonymous)]

There are fics like this probably, but still...
I want this: the Musketeers are imprisoned. In front of the others Aramis gets hurt or beaten up by the captors, for reasons.
Perhaps they're using this as pressure that the others tell them what they want to know.
Or Aramis was trying to get the attention off his friends. I don't know, feel free to come up with something. :)

Bonus points for much of worried!Athos.
Thank you!

Re: Musketeers imprisoned, hurt!Aramis

[(Anonymous)]

Love this prompt. Want!

5 times fic

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone feel up to a 3 times or 5 times fic?

Such as 5 times that Athos and Porthos (d'artagnan) have to muddle through patching Aramis up when the medic is hurt on a mission and they don't really know what they are doing and really wish they'd paid more attention to what to do in the past?
And then obviously the one time they get it right?

Do as you will. Shameless punt for hurt Aramis really. Can be brotherhood, ot3, fluff or whatever really.

Re: 5 times fic

[(Anonymous)]

Love this! Want! Pretty please!

Flea: the little kick-fighter

[(Anonymous)]

It's a bit early for savate kick-fighting to be 'proper', but it was developed from Parisian street-fighting, so...

I could see a slightly built woman training hard to develop those long, fast, accurate kicks to give herself a bit of room in a brawl, and the hops that they sneak into the kicks to cover ground quickly really work thematically for someone called 'Flea'.

Maybe someone asks Porthos, "Why the nick-name?" he answers, "Great legs," and we cut to a scene where in one fluid movement she's gone from 'standing quietly' to 'all the way across the room with her pointy steel-capped slipper buried in someone's sternum.'

I badly want to see this but I have no plot; therefore I tender it unto you, good nonnies.

[(Anonymous)]

Bro t3 or preferably ot3

The guys are each others emergency contacts. Aramis is in a (car) accident and taken to hospital. Q worried boyfriends getting called and rushing down there.
Not too badly hurt please just bumps/bruises/bones/concussion and plenty of tlc when they take him home.

Can stop there or continue with some shenanigans once he feels better and is getting bored with all the resting etc. Escapes their "imprisonment" or stunts on crutches or whatever you like 😀

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please. Love shenanigans

Disbanded Musketeers

[(Anonymous)]

What would happen if the Cardinal got his way and the Musketeers were forced to disband?

How would our boys cope with a return to civilian life?

Would Porthos get himself into trouble finding ways to relieve his boredom? Would Athos rely more heavily on drink without the distraction of his work? Would Aramis find himself juggling too many mistresses with too much time on his hands?

And would d'Artagnan manage to annoy Treville into fighting to have his regiment reinstated?

(Gen preferred, with much BroT4 & Papa Treville)

D'Artagnan/Athos d'Artagnan/Treville d'Artagnan/Treville/Athos angst hurt/comfort

[(Anonymous)]

D'Artagnan and Athos got together after the events in series one, they are happy and in love.

Then Milady returns, and Athos is struggling with his feelings for her, is still half in love with her, and pushes d'Artagnan away.

Hurting, and confused, d'Artagnan finds comfort in the arms of Treville who is equally hurting over the Kings demoting him.

Their relationship starts as just a need for comfort, but grows into something far more, however, after Milady leaves, Athos realises he is still in love with d'Artagnan, and wants d'Artagnan back.

But now d'Artagnan is happy with Treville, can Athos really fight his mentor and friend for the Gascon?, does d'Artagnan even want to come back to him?, and would Treville want to let him go?, can the three of them work things out, or will they be torn apart by their desires?.

Gen: King Louis isn't good at being a bro (But he wants to be)

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, this sounds super lame but:

Louis has a distinct lack of friends his own age, and takes notice of just how strong the bond between d'Artagnan and the Inseparables is. He gets a little jealous. He wants what they have.

So he decides to take it. d'Artagnan, being the closest in age albeit a little younger than Louis, is all but ordered to be his friend.

Chaos and extreme awkwardness ensue as the king begins an uncomfortable, fumbling sort of 'friendship' with d'Artagnan, which includes copying but greatly exaggerating behaviors he's seen among the Inseparables. Loads of forced, over-blown 'affection', an underlying sense that, despite Louis saying they're friends, it's still very much a king/subject relationship.

Bonus points for any plays on Louis' in-character fickleness and proneness to temper tantrums, and if d'Artagnan's attempts to give Louis what he wants only make him angry because they both have totally different definitions of friendship. The harder both of them try, the more miserable they both are.

Can be funny, serious, or a combination of the two!

Re: Gen: King Louis isn't good at being a bro (But he wants to be)

[(Anonymous)]

Great prompt, with great comedic potential!

Aramis teaching Porthos how to swim

[(Anonymous)]

Treville sees the musketeer potential in the new apprentice Porthos, but he also thinks that Porthos' bulk would be ideal for swimming (saving civilians, musketeers, chasing thugs, etc). Treville tasks Aramis, an excellent (of course) swimmer in the regiment, to teach a very insecure Porthos.

Perhaps the two of them spend summer days in the Seine outside Paris, or travel to the coast? Maybe a friendship blooms eventually when Porthos has to trust Aramis with his floating body? Maybe there are some perils along the way (accidents, unsupervised swimming in deep water, a rescue? And a last triumphant moment when Porthos masters the skill of swimming.

I'm okay with both platonic friendship or slash.

Re: Aramis teaching Porthos how to swim

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Desperate Means - Marsac/Aramis, Eventual OT3 Warnings: Domestic Abuse, hurt/comfort

[(Anonymous)]

Porthos and Athos are considered street urchins by those they pass. Porthos was born this way, into a life of hardship and poverty, whilst Athos became this way after he discovered his wife and brothers betrayal, the two trying to kill him for his title and him fleeing for his life, afraid to ever go back and what he'd find.

Despite their poor circumstances, a friendship struck between the two and they fight to help each other survive on the streets. Desperate and with what they believe to be no other options, they take advantage of a lone musketeer walking the street and kidnap him with the intention of demanding a ransom from his captain.

Little did they know that the Musketeer Aramis' abusive lover intercepted the ransom and has no intentions of paying his ransom and instead intends to claim him back the hard way, intent on making those who took what was his away from him pay.

Cue Porthos and Athos desperately trying to get the ransom and an initially reluctant Aramis giving up on his failed escape attempts and slowly falling for his two captors.

Any: 5 Times a Musketeer had to dress as a woman

[(Anonymous)]

That's pretty much it. (I prefer Gen or BroTP over slash, but if that makes your heart sing then go for it.)

+1 if there is much mourning for lost beards
+1 if one of them turns out to be unexpectedly pretty/stately
+10 if one time they ask Constance and she's all: "What am I wearing, right now?? What about me doesn't look womanly to you?"

D'Artagnan's curse

[(Anonymous)]

D'Artagnan has lost every person he loved (his mother, father maybe also a boyfriend or a girlfriend) so he started to think, that he is cursed. When he meet the three Musketeers, D'Artagnan is afraid that because of him they will die too, so he tries to be rude, unpleasant and doing everything to stay away from them. At the beginning Athos, Porthos and Aramis are shocked by the boy's behavior, but finally they understand that there's something he hides under the guise of bad manners.

d'Artagnan/any, accidental orgasm denial

[(Anonymous)]

d'Artagnan is in a relationship with Character of your choice. d'Artagnan is a very careful, patient lover and makes sure his partner enjoys themselves, but he never seems to cum himself. Partner takes that as a challenge and does everything they can to make him - only to look up and find he's struggling, gripping the blanket, biting his lip, doing everything he can not to.

Turns out that in his last relationship, he wasn't allowed to cum without permission, and his previous lover enjoyed trying to force him without permission so he could be 'punished'.

Any pairing or pairings you like, any kind of resolution.

Divine Intervention Mpreg supernatural TW Homophobia bigotry Bending Religion

[(Anonymous)]

Firstly I don`t mean to offend anyone, I make no judgments about peoples Religious beliefs so please don`t flame me, and remember back in the seventeenth century religious bigotry and homophobia was extreme

Tired of the way Man Kind has abused The Word of God, persecuted and killed so many for such petty reasons, and done so in the name of God!, that it is decided that something divine must be done to show the world that it matters not if two people of the same sex lay together, if a person prays in French, English, or Latin, if they are Jewish or Catholic, it only matters that they good in their hearts.

A second Savior sent to be born in the world, this time carried not by a Virgin woman, but by a Man!.

Through an astounding act of divine intervention d'Artagnan becomes pregnant with the Second Savior of Mankind.

Visited by Arch Angels, the Inseparables, Treville, and Richelieu must protect d'Artagnan through out his pregnancy and ensure that the infant is safely delivered.

It is not just non believers who d'Artagnan is in danger from either, but dark forces sent to stop the Savior from being born, can Mortals fight such things?, can d'Artagnan survive a pregnancy progressing much faster than the human norm, and can he give birth without dying?.

Pairings

Athos/d'Artagnan established

Porthos/Aramis established

Treville/Richelieu first time

Police Task force Musketeers! modern AU Aramis/Porthos Athos/d'Artagnan Graphic violence

[(Anonymous)]

Athos, Aramis, and Porthos are a special task force in the Police, nic-named The Musketeers.

They handle the toughest of cases, the ones that no one else can crack, they pull off the impossible and specialize in breaking every rule as they go!.

To their Captain they are his eternal migraines, grey hairs and best cops!, to the Mayor Louis Bourbon, they are heros, and to the Mayors cheif secretary Richelieu they are nightmares!.

A serial killer is working his way through the streets of Paris, he is preying on young men between the ages of eighteen and twenty five, always tall, dark, and skinny.

After luring them away, he spends three days systematically torturing them, before dumping the bodies where they can be found and glorying in the publicity this is creating.

After the tenth body is discovered Treville brings The Musketeers in to solve to case, to find the killer and end this not matter what.

However there is a catch to them working on this case, a catch in the shape of a new detective fresh out of uniform by the name of d'Artagnan.

He is the perfect age, and build to be used as bait for the killer.

At first the Musketeers ar`nt keen on having a "Newbie" with them, nore using him as bait, but as they work together they warm to d'Artagnan, liking less and less the idea of putting him in danger, especially when it appears there is a leak in the department and the killer is one step ahead of them, and more than willing to make use of a gift wrapped victim.....


Can be Slash or Bromance

Be as gory as you feel comfortable with.

Will love some d'Art whump! it`s my drug of choice!

Re: Police Task force Musketeers! modern AU Aramis/Porthos Athos/d'Artagnan Graphic violence

[(Anonymous)]

I desperately want to read it, pleeease *_*

Things that go bounce in the night - Modern AU Portamis

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone says Aramis is a bit of a nympho and they all laugh about it, but the fact is- he is a nympho! So when one of his friends gives him a http://www.amazon.com/Pink-Diamond-Single-Magic-Purple/dp/B00GM10N8K as a gag gift for his birthday he's secretly thrilled and uses it a LOT.

Unfortunately his nightly 'bouncing' has the unintended affect of waking up and annoying his new neighbor who recently moved in to the apartment under him. Porthos finally has enough one night and goes out on the fire-escape and decides to go up and tap on his neighbors' window and give him a piece of his mind (since his previous knocking on the guy's door has lead to no response). Needless to say he's in for a surprise when he finally sees the source of the 'bouncing' sound.

Musketeers/AMC Humans crossover

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care how, I just want!

Aramis as Physician - AU

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, I know it's been done a million times,but seriously, there will never be enough of Doctoring Aramis.

Set in a hospital/military facility maybe. Colleagues are Athos/Porthos/D'art.

Maybe Constance is a colleague/friend and comes in really sick? A few OC's thrown in for good measure? Could be something that could bring the boys down too - some kind of 'outbreak' type scenario?

Mainly just Aramis providing all the comfort and feels.

Pretty please!

d'Artagnan in Richelieu`s Nephew!

[(Anonymous)]

Richelieu`s elder sister rebelled against her family, and ran away with a Soldier, a Musketeer, Alexandre d'Artagnan, marrying him and having a child by him.

Charles d'Artagnan

For this she was disowned by her family, and never saw any of them again, and as she died of consumption when Charles was just eight, he did not lean of his family linage from her and nore did Alexandre tell him.

Many years later events bring d'Artagnan to Paris, and the familiar name d'Artagnan to the ears of Richelieu.

Right there in front of him, is the Son of his beloved sister, his nephew, who has no idea who he really is, and worse!, since he is allied with the Musketeers he believes Richelieu an enemy!.

For the first time in his life Richelieu is at a loss on how to proceed, he wants to bring Charles home, to see him take his rightful place at court, but at the same time he fears resentment and hatred from the young Gascon.

He is also desperately trying to keep the head strong youth from harm, in the shape of Frances enemies, Milady, and eventually Lebarge.

When the truth finally comes out, d'Artagnan is left reeling, and fears he will be disowned by the Musketeers for his family history, but has Richelieu turned over a new leaf himself?, can he be trusted to become an asset to the Musketeers? and do they really want to loose the best recruit to ever walk into the garrison?.

I`d love Athos/d'Artagnan slash aswell, but bromance is good too

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just new into this fandom (found it two days ago. In love with it) I started watching it because I started listening to the audiobook of the Musketeers. One thing I'm enjoying though I'm only eight chapters in is how the three musketeers in the book have taken to d'Artagnan, so much so that when he's put into the employ of someone else to make a name for himself before he can join the ranks of the musketeers each of them do his duties with him.

That's not my request, I just wanted to share.

What I would like is a gen friendship or ot4 fic. I would like the boys on some mission or other, some injury would be fine, fighting, carousing, just awesome closeness. While my favourite from the show is Aramis I would like something that focuses on the four equally.

War AU, d'Artangnan trapped behind enemy lines, Insepreables to the rescue!

[(Anonymous)]

Modern AU/ WW2 AU/Sci-Fi AU/Historical AU.

The Musketeers are an branch of the french army. Send them into battle.

d'Artangnan is part of another regiment (working to become a Musketeer). He is trapped behind enemy lines, he can be captured or one of the few left defending their position. Defeat and/or death are inevitable.

Athos (squad leader), Porthos (heavy artiliary, explosives etc) and Aramis (ass kicking medic/sniper), defy orders (directly given orders that could not possibly be misunderstood *nudge, nudge, wink, wink* treville) and mount their own three man campaign to find and resuce their young friend.

I want it to be gritty, these men are desperate to reach their friend and brother and will stop at nothing to find him and bring him home to them. I would also love for d'Artangnan to be all certain that they are coming for him. Even when facing down his enemies gun waiting for the killing blow. (inside he's thinking "They are coming, and even if my body is all that they find, I know they will come and I love them for it, for they will see me home no matter what.")

Athos, Porthis and Aramis arriving looking like avenging angels, bleeding and torn from their journey and the fight they had finding him, would be awesome too.

I'm totally ok with ot3 or ot4 or any pairings at all.

Fem!Aramis/any. Whore!Aramis belongs to the musketeers

[(Anonymous)]

Aramis is A whore. Her liberal attitude to sex resulted in her current profession. Somehow, however, she has managed to become the musketeers exclusive whore, most especially Athos and Porthos.

I don't actually mind who fem!whore!Aramis is paired with, but I would love to see a firm claim staking on both her and the musketeers side that she belongs to them.

If they sometimes take her on missions as well (ie savoy), and she does help them out on missions sometimes that would be awesome.

Thank you

Re: Fem!Aramis/any. Whore!Aramis belongs to the musketeers

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! And it would be hilarious if d'Art is always frustrated/irritated with her because she's constantly dragging Constance into trouble. And of course, teaching her all kind of 'un-lady like' things like weapons and how to make a man scream...

Aramis/Any or Gen. Aramis is forced to wear a Scolds Bridle

[(Anonymous)]

Because apparently my kink is humiliation and gags, and what better way in an historical shows kink meme to get both than to propose a Scolds Bridle.

Typically used on women during the medival times (and later I'm sure) this was a metal head harness with a spike or tongue depressor that entered the mouth to make speaking difficult. It was used on wives who scolded their husbands (or who were accused of doing so).

I want someone to lock one on Aramis as a public and humiliating, degrading (I know it was typically used on women but I just like the idea of humiliated Aramis).

I don't mind why he has to wear it, some cruel punishment by the cardinal to 'curb his promiscuious ways' and for revenge for him sleeping with his mistress. Or by his friends (and possible lovers) who enjoy humiliating him as much as I do (perhaps they dress him as a woman and parade him about in the bridle. Maybe he's been captured and this is the easiest way for his captors to keep him reletively quite wile still being able to feed him without risking removing a gag or chains.

Whatever the reason, and whoever you pair him with or not, I want him to be uncomfortable, and feeling vulnerable at being unable to use his charm, or voice to help him. He has to be unwilling to wear it, and he needs to be seen in public with it on

I am not a nice person... oh well.

French Spy - Aramis whump

[(Anonymous)]

This is a take on what could happen between seasons 2 and 3

Aramis was lying when he told the other three that he was heading off to Douai to retire at the monatery, instead he was actually going off on a secret mission for Treville/Louis.

Treville requested that Aramis head to Spain and integrate himself in the Spanish Army to become a spy for France, sending tactics and strategies back to Treville to aid the French Army whilst he 'fought for the Spanish Army'.

Aramis and Treville decided it would be best not to tell the other three as they would protest at the danger for Aramis and be constantly worried about him. By telling them he was in the monstery, at least they believed him to be safe.

A couple of years into the war, and Athos, D'artagnan and Porthos are part of a force who manage to capture a group of Spanish soldiers for 'questioning'. Imagine their surprise when amongst them is Aramis, whom they now think has turned traitor and sided with the Spanish. Its now down to Aramis to decide whether to blow his cover and risk the wrath of the Spanish or face the wrath of his brothers.

Can be gen or slash, I don't mind although I am partial to OT3!

Re: French Spy - Aramis whump

[(Anonymous)]

Oh YES! I'm so in love with this prompt and secretly hoping that something like this will happen in season 3. :D

Porthos singing

[(Anonymous)]

It's my head canon that Porthos has a beautiful singing voice.

Mostly he's heard singing around the camp fires at night where he makes up filthy ditties about the Spanish, the English and the Red Guard and all join in the chorus.

However, in the still quiet nights when he thinks everyone is asleep or when keeping watch over an ill or injured brother he sings lilting arias and lullabies. He thinks the others don't know, but they do and often stay awake just to listen.

Any genre.

Athos/D'Artagnan and Porthos/Aramis Disaster and everything goes to s**t

[(Anonymous)]

Character death
Gore and horror please

(The movie San Andreas came to my mind when writing this but I want it to be totally different)

A major flood strikes the core of a bustling city (perhaps in New York?) then along with several earthquakes that cause buildings to crumbling and fall a top each other and the earth to crack with bottomless pits left in their wake. I want it to be about the boys, established relationships, like perhaps Aramis takes a trip from Paris to see Porthos in New York but it's difficult for Aramis to move because he doesn't want to get his papers to come and live there and instead wants Porthos to come back to Paris (psssst, boom, there's some conflict). Athos used to be in the military in Europe (or anywhere, idk), and he's been laying low in New York for a while and D'Artagnan was a street kid before he met Athos, breaking into his apartment for a good night's sleep (just some background by the way). But anyway, Porthos/Aramis and Athos/D'Artagnan, the couples meet each other for the first time during the journey, maybe under a strange circumstance, that would be nice.

The thing is with what seems like Armageddon raging upon the state, bridges are falling down and tunnels are flooded horrifically, the fact that Mother Nature isn't their only concern (having to deal with looters and people who seemed to have lost their humanity, no electricity, injuries without medical attention) the world has gone bleak as no help arrives and every new day brings more chaos than the day before. But the goal is, to reach safety, but nothing is as it seems, and even the futile search of getting to the next state on foot in hopes to stay alive and for things to go back to normal, everyone begins to lose faith.

It would be fun to see that Aramis can't really speak or understand English and when D'Artagnan tries to talk to him, it's filled with mixed messages. Maybe they also get cut off from the other two and they have to them again? But someone out of the four has to die, maybe even one can come out as the survivor, but it would be nice to see some tears and desperation and tender interaction. Sexual themes would be greatly appreciated but if you don't want to, it's fine, I just want to see the struggle of everyone trying to get out with every piece attached as much as possible (but even that can be rearranged haha...)

Feel free to do with the prompt as you please ;)